Prom Pickup Lines

By : Bryan A. Navarro

2/28/20

BRIEFS

 Hey HI Tides, Prom is coming this April, do you need any pickup lines that you'll “Definitely” use to impress the one you admire? I thought it would be funny to check out some old “Prom Date Lines” Here are some that may make you think about how you shouldn’t ask your date to prom:

 

“Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!”

“If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine!”

“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”

“I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? “

“Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!”

“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!”

“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!”

“Can I follow you where you're going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!”

“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!”

“I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”

“If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!”

“Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!”

“Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean. And I don't mind being lost at sea!”

“If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!”

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”

“Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?”

“Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!”

“I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!”

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a cutie!”

“You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business!”

Hi-tides, I don’t think any of these lines will work! I think times have changed... Honesty is good so be yourselves and have fun at the PROM!

 

 

 

I got these from https://bestlifeonline.com/pick-up-lines/